Tuesday, January 27, 2009

What's up with that ab rollin', bench pressin', squatin',running a micro-mini marathoning 212 pound losing guy with the sweet hoodie!

A lot of people ask me how did I start working out, and so many people have come up with the notion that I have lost 200 pounds by working out six times a day!!!!!
As a bonus to my blog, I want to do a little series of how I have lost the weight. Here is part two... THE WORKOUT!



Have you heard about this guy who was the King of Rock and Roll?

Yeah, his name is Elvis!

Oh...well, who is that Tony guy?

That is me, let me tell you how I lost 200 pounds!

My name is Tony P. I live in Florida, have a wonderful wife, a pup, and a baby on the way.

I do not like to exaggerate, so let me tell you the absolute true story of how my workout journey began and developed.

I was sleeping in February of last year, when I heard this voice:
"You need to go to the gym!"

I got up quick, and looked around. My wife, who was next to me was sound asleep. Again, I heard the voice:

"You need to go to the gym!"

I got nervous. Who was saying that? Then I heard:
"You need to go to the gym, and take me out to poop!"

I yelled at my dog for her "Field of Dreams" impression, but she did have a point. For a week, I was eating better, and I wanted to make a commitment to move a little.
I walked the dog, and then headed to the gym for the first time, although I have been a member at the gym for a while.

Wishful thinking I guess!

I walked in the gym, and I saw a ton of people working out, none looked like me. While cute girls were working out with the word "Pink" on their butts, I was wearing my 5XL shorts, which could have been used as a movie screen to view "The Pink Panther".

There was so many machines and weights. I was confused! I was also embarrassed to ask anyone!

Then, the lights went off at the gym, except one spotlight on a treadmill. I walked toward the light, and the treadmill started to talk:

"Hi Tony! I have been expecting you. I am a treadmill! Good luck!"

So I got on the talking treadmill.I mean, did I really need instructions for that. You just walk! I was on for two minutes at a rate of two MPH. My back was hurting, and I was out of breath. I was done!
The treadmill starting laughing.

"Two minutes! That is all you got!"

With tears in my eyes, I looked at that treadmill and said:

"See you tomorrow!"

The next day, I walked on the treadmill for three minutes. Then four. I moved up to ten minutes, and twenty. I wanted it bad. I hated the fact that the treadmill laughed at me.

Finally, after a month or so, I was walking for 60 minutes at about three MPH. I was no fitness expert, but I felt great. The treadmill was impressed as well:

"Tony, I am proud of you! You stuck with me, and that is great.You proved me wrong! But it is time for you to be with someone else. He is a jerk, but he will help you in your venture to losing weight. Treat him just like you treated me. In fact, there he is!"

The treadmill pointed to the elliptical machine.

I went to the elliptical machine, and he was mean!

"Listen chubs, you ain't gonna make it with me, you hear!"

I got on the elliptical machine, and went for about 48 seconds. It was so different that the treadmill. I felt my legs tighten on the machine. I was done!

The elliptical machine was just laughing when I left. It made me mad!

The next day, I went back to the treadmill who told me he wanted nothing to do with me!

"Get on that elliptical!"

So I did, with the same passion as the treadmill. It was hard, but I would go on it every day, for a little at a time. Finally, I lasted on for 65 minutes. I was sweating, and felt great!

The elliptical machine looked at me and said:

"Wow, you did it man! 65 minutes! You are in the club now! I want to introduce you to all my friends, the circuit trainers!"

The circuit trainers are great as well. They are twelve machines that I workout with three to four days a week. I do the machines quick, to build muscle and lose fat. They have really helped me with my muscle development!

The treadmill, elliptical machine, and circuit training have helped me get to where I am today.

Truth is, it does not matter what you do, as long as you do it! Moving is the most important thing. Doing it consistently is even more important. maybe you can not afford a gym, maybe you just want to walk around the neighborhood, maybe you want to play on a Wii Fit.
At first, you will not be a superstar, but after some time it gets easier. Confidence starts to build up, and you start feeling good. True, maybe you will not lose a ton of weight, but you will feel a sense of worth by moving more and more everyday! At least I know I did!

Wow,If my dog did not motivate me to go to the gym, none of this would have happened!

23 comments:

vegas_chic said...

Yay for the pup, lol. I love the elliptical trainer as well, just wish my toes didn't fall asleep every time. I also like the spin bike, but my absolute favorite is hiking :). I'm just glad I live in an area where that is convenient for me.

Brandi said...

The Elliptical machine is definitely a tricky bastard, but once you conquer him he's freaking awesome!! I myself, get bored quickly, so I have to limit myself to 3 times a week and do other things like my kickboxing classes I teach or running outside, or even swimming.

Working out is such an amazing boost for your ego, your metabolism, and best of all your outlook/attitude on life!

Suzee said...

Tony, that's so much for sharing this. I got on the treadmill last week for the first time and can barely make it for 5 minutes, but I too am determined. Thanks so much for sharing this.

Suz

Linda said...

Whoohoo.

I remember crying when I bought an elliptical thinking it was a piece of cake, but I could only do 3 minutes. I can do 30 now, but I'm working toward more!

I did 5 15 minute walks today!

Mickey said...

take me out to poop!

HAHA

thanks.

~ugly girl with a beautiful heart~ said...

Again, I wish I had a dog! A talking dog with a smarty pants attitude would be even better!

Lee said...

Tony,

I really think you have the makings of a book.

MizFit said...

YESYESYES.
people always ask if XYZ works and the answer is what you said: YES. Yep. most things will work *if you do them*

man you need to write a book.

whats shakin with the ww boards??

SeaShore said...

I was confused! I was also embarrassed to ask anyone!

Thanks for this post. I have never stepped so much as a toenail into a gym: I feel intimidated.

There's hope for me yet :)

Karen said...

That's great Tony!

I have been working out 4-5 days a week (now more like 5-6) since April 2008, and I can honestly say I love it!

I just started with a personal trainer to do more resistance/weights stuff, but I love running on the treadmill and taking spin class.

When I started trying to "run" I could only do it at like 4.6 mph, for 2-3 mins at a time. Now I can run for 30 mins straight at 6-6.2 mph!

I feel like something is missing on my day(s) off of working out!

twinkelydots said...

They dog may had been telling to you for a while to get to the gym. You just may not have been listening.

Karen said...

That's one smart dog you have there...

So, tell me this, what do you do when you "fall off the wagon"?

Last night I fell off the wagon. I had plans to make a WW soup for dinner, but after picking up my husband at the train station I started craving restaurant food and we ended up going out to dinner. And, I ended up eating a half rack of BBQ ribs, cole slaw and a few fried pickles and maybe a bite or two of cheesecake.

Does this ever happen to you and what do you do to stop the falling off part before it happens?

Rosie said...

Tony,

This is the best story, this could totally be a children's book to help motivate overweight child that they too can do it (cuz we all know there is a big problem with child and weight now)... you should totally go for it.

BTW Thanks for the name of the F-Factor book... that's on my reading now.

You're the bomb!

Hanlie said...

I always say I can't do everything, but I can do something. So I just keep on doing what I can do,for longer and with more intensity. And it's working!

CJ said...

Wow, Tony, what an amazing dog!!!! Just think, you owe it all to the dog!

Great job, Tony! I love reading your blog..................you definitely get me inspired to keep working out. Maybe, just maybe one day I will be a gym rat! Its a goal!!

Felix said...

It's been too cold for me to run outside, so I'll give that treadmill a go, also, my gym has an indoor running track, I think 18laps = 1 mile. No excuses, right!

Hey, can you add the Gala apple to your votes, That's my favorite pick! However, any apple has to be crunchy for me to like it. I dislike "mushy" apples!

antgirl said...

Yup, you just have to do it. My beginning workouts ... well, I have to laugh about them now, but they got me here. So, I shouldn't laugh too hard.

Lynn said...

I am proud to say that I will have made it to the gym all but 4 days this month....two due to snow...1 was planned day off...and 1 I was not feeling well....Love the gym!

Love your post....really made me smile! Gotta love those dogs!

Israel said...

the elliptical is kicking my butt. first time i did it i lasted like a minute. then 4, then 7, now i am at 11. little by little.

Dottie said...

such a great post and you have determination. I need to find it. Honestly, if the machines talked to me that way...I'd probably walk away at this point. I'm building my bravery though... I belong to the Y and I need to get moving!

billiec2000 said...

Thanks for the chuckle! =) A few years ago, I went from 331 to 273 (I was actually an aerobics instructor at the local Y!) and then I got lax and inconsistent about exercise and journaling...then I got pregnant, and here I am again! I started again in January at my highest weight of 387 (!) and when I got on the treadmill, I could only do 10 minutes and 5 on the eliptical. It was terribly humbling, since I used to do 30 min. on the eliptical and then go teach my class! But, I'm not looking back to condemn myself anymore. Now I'm up to 35 minutes on the treadmill, and I'm sure I could do more, but I feel a little guilty leaving the hubby at home w/the kids...ANYWAY, Thanks so much for taking the time to blog and inspire! =)

screwdestiny said...

The spinning bike/class is my favorite brand of torture at the gym. Kicks my ass *every* time and I've been doing it for months now. But I guess that's a good thing.

Samuel said...

You do have the makings of a fantastic book here! LOVED reading this, considering that I just bought all new gear today since my old sweatpants and sweat shirts are dry-rotten and about ready to fall apart.

With me, it was the exact opposite. I conquered the elliptical first and HATED, HATED, HATED the treadmill. With my bad feet and worse knees, I try to go for as much low-impact cardio stuff as possible. But now I'm getting back after what, about FOUR MONTHS of being away? Every piece of equipment is going to laugh its ass off at me when I walk through those doors.

And I'm going to think of your post, laugh right back at them, and get started...