Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Mega-Crazy-Fit-Her/Him-Blogoganza 2012 Part 1

Move over Roni and Blogher!

Are you ready for Mega-Crazy-Fit-Her/Him-Blogoganza 2012!

Well, since I never get asked to the Blogging Proms (Blogher and FitBloggin) I have decided to make up my own! Kind of like the USFL to the NFL. Well, actually, kind of like tag football to the NFL.

I am going to have my own conference. It will be a two day affair at the lovely TGI Friday's down the road from me. You do not need tickets, just make sure you order an appetizer when you come in. I hear the Pot Stickers are to die for!

Now, my conference is going to have a start studded cast of people speaking. Actually, I do not have anyone yet. But I am going to ask a few of your favorite bloggers to come out at talk about different topics.

Day 1-

Theantijared (The only one that I know will come out)-

Talk about how to turn off comments
How to make a 750 word post over an anonymous comment
Favorite apples
Jared vs. Tony
How to write a letter to Weight Watchers and blog about it over 75 times
The importance of double spacing

Since that will take up 30 minutes, I need to invite other speakers (This is the first round of invites, there will be more soon):

Invited so far to speak:

Jack Sh*t-
The importance of the * between the h and t
How to apologize to famous musical artists

Carlos-
How to use words like "F*ckt*attle" in a blog
Slurpees- Fact or Fiction

The Fabulous Fatties-
How to share a Twitter account
How to use the word FABULOUS in everything

Fat Daddy-
How to Rant!
Did I mention how to Rant!

Lyn-
Actually, I really do wish that FitBloggin and Blogher would ask you to speak. It is amazing how you put your life into such beautiful words. I just put you in because you are my friend (like everyone else on here) and I did not want to leave you out.

Diana-
Airports=Yuck!!!

Tricia-
How to buy a $2 Halloween outfit and be the toast of the town
Is it a good thing to be the "toast of the town" in Vegas?

Brandi-
TURBOKICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Are you ready!
Is Manhattan KS the same as Manhattan NY?

Now these are just a few people I am inviting to speak.

There will be more later this week, hence the part one. Lets make this a rootin tootin rockin fun time. Maybe I will even buy the first round of cheese fries.

Do you want to come? Tell me what you would talk about.

15 comments:

Shannon Fab Fattie said...

You know I will be there! This is a FABULOUS opportunity and I love cheese fries!

Tricia said...

Sorry, I only eat apple fries.

TJ said...

LOL! I think I LOL the loudest when I saw you link your OWN blog IN your blog.

Can I come to your Blogoganza? I will bring the WW friendly snacks. :) Huummm? lol

theantijared said...

TJ-

Times are tough! I need all the hits I can get :)

Oh, you are slotted for Part 2. You will see the topics I have for you to discuss.

Lyn said...

Thanks for not leaving me out, and thank you for the kind words. :)

You know I would come. I would order a HUGE plate of some kind of loaded baked potato skins and demonstrate how to mash them down a drain with your bare hands. I'd let everyone have a turn just to see how empowering it is!!

cmoursler said...

Anything that would produce headaches, prolonged puzzled stares or the occasional awkward silence...followed by "man, what a downer'...
lol.

Brandi said...

Haha, I'd be DELIGHTED to talk some Turbo and eat some apples with everyone!!

I'd even put together a table depicting the similarities and differences between the crazy new yorkers and the backwoods Kansans :)

Hilary said...

I would like to speak about how to start 12 new blogs and 8 new diets within one year! Who am I to deprive the world of my genius? ;)

Anonymous said...

Hey- I don't have a blog or even know how to create one...but I am a super lurker. I would like to come and speak about stalking, I mean lurking.
Jennie

TJ said...

Should I click on a few times a day to help out? lol

I will watch for part 2! :)

Joania said...

I think your blogoganza would need some Canadian flavour!! I'd love to come (even if only for the cheesefries!! God I love cheesefries)!! Shit, i need to stop thinking about cheesefries!! :)

Carlos said...

awesome..

Jack Sh*t, Gettin' Fit said...

Can I add "Putting the 'Ass' in 'Asterisk' or have you already printed up the programs?

bbubblyb said...

I saw apple pie fries at Bob Evans today lol!

This post made me smile!

I always feel left out too but you at least got to be the Ton-Man lol.

John's Weight Loss Blog said...

So I have to ask, since I have been pretty faithfully reading your brother Joe's blog this year, where on earth did you guys learn how to write these massive missives? You both have a similar brain dump style that is amazing because it seems to happen day in and day out. Don't know how you do it. but keep it up!